Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Peter the Poetic Pig

   Once upon a time, on a farm far far away, lived Peter the Pig. While his friends were out playing in the manure and the mud, Peter would sit in the corner of the pen, composing his next masterpiece using nothing more than a dirty stick and a piece of crumbling birch bark.
   Peter wrote down everything he saw. He wrote down the feel of the mud between his toes. He wrote down the things he smelled with his nose – the mud, the breeze, the grass, the trees – Peter wrote down it all. He described everything he saw - the chicken and the crow and how they moved just so. Peter wrote it all down for prosperity, even though he didn't want anyone to see, see what he'd written in the corner of the pen, sitting all serenely, all quiet and zen.
   But then one day, Peter's writing corner was disturbed by a Bull who was most perturbed. The Bull snorted and snuffed, he stamped and huffed. He glared at Peter and then stomped towards him.
  "What are you doing over there?" the Bull asked Peter with a curious stare.
  "Why, I'm writing," Peter said, looking up over his page, wondering why the bull was in such a rage.                   "Writing…," said the Bull. "What's writing?"
    "Hmmm," Peter said. He had never thought that the farm animals may not know what writing was or what it meant to be a poet.
   "Well, writing is when you make certain marks on paper that mean things, like a picture of the words we say out loud," Peter said. "Here let me show you… This here is the letter "A" and this is how you make a "B"…"
    The Bull sat down beside Peter, looking very closely as Peter pointed to the strange markings.
   "A…" the Bull repeated.
   Peter smiled, offering his stick and bark to the Bull. "Would like to try?" Peter asked.
   The Bull looked from Peter to the stick and bark. He extended his hoof, gingerly taking hold of the stick. And the Bull began to write.
  "That's right, " Peter said. "First, you put a line here, and then you move the stick down this way, and then you move this way."
   The Bull did just as Peter instructed. He stopped to look over his creation.
  "A…" the Bull said, smiling. Then he looked at Peter and then looked down at the ground. "Can you teach me more?" the Bull asked.
  "Why, yes, of course," Peter said.
   So day after day, it went this way, with Peter teaching the Bull the alphabet. Soon, the Bull could not only read small words, but he could write short sentences as well.
   One day, the Bull decided he wanted to write a poem.
   "How do you write a poem?" the Bull asked Peter.
   "Well, you just write what you see, what you hear, what you smell, what you touch," Peter said. "A poem can rhyme, but it doesn't have to."
    The Bull gave it a try. He used his own stick and wrote in the mud. He wrote and wrote, it seemed like forever that he wrote. And then the Bull put the stick down and looked up.
   "Would you like to read it?" the Bull asked Peter.
   Peter smiled. "Yes, I would," he said.
   He looked down at what the Bull had written:

   Down in the mud, I learned to write,
   with the wind blowing and the sun bright.
   A poet pig, an unlikely friend,
   became my teacher, in the end.

  Peter looked up at the Bull and smiled. The Bull smiled back.
  "That is a very good beginning," Peter said. "But we are not done yet…There's still limericks and haiku's and…"
   Peter and the Bull walked back towards the farm house, arm in arm. They were unlikely friends, indeed.


© ALL RIGHTS RESERVED, Angela Dawn MacKay 



Tuesday, March 15, 2011

A Recipe for Peace and Contentment

Main Ingredients:
One cozy bed
Three wooly blankets
A cup of hot tea
Several good novels

Live Ingredients:
One fuzzy dog
Two cuddly cats
One loving husband/wife (optional)

For the topping:
A little whipped cream
Cinnamon and nutmeg sprinkles
Lots of time and space


Mix the main ingredients into a swirl of Ahhhh! Then gently stir in the live ingredients until the cats are purring, the dog is snuggling, and the husband/wife is snoozing. Mix the topping, stirring with awareness and love. Dollop it over the top of the bed with soft music. Allow the peace to cool, letting the scents of the moment linger, hanging in the air. Take the time to drink in all of the moment; both the purring cats, and the snoring husband/wife; the sunshine streaming through the window or the rain pounding on the roof.

Be still and listen. Breathe. Appreciate simplicity. Notice that all around is what it is without your opinion about it. Beware, for the baking of peace and contentment cannot be rushed – it takes precision, patience, and presence.

And whatever arises out of this primordial soup, be with it as it is, without your opinion making it anymore real than anything else. Allow anger to cool into clarity, passion to deepen into compassion, and ignorance to fade into wisdom. Breathe.… Feel.… Listen.… Look.…Smell.… Taste. …Touch.…

Touch your deepest sorrow, your hidden longings, and your secret delights. Live here in this moment of now-ness. Breathe in the ordinary…Breathe in your true nature…and rest in that.…


© ALL RIGHTS RESERVED, Angela Dawn MacKay 



Wednesday, March 2, 2011

The Mermaid who wanted to be a Pirate

  Once upon a time, there was a Mermaid who lived deep in the sea. Ever since she was a little girl, she wanted to be a pirate on a pirate ship. She would dress up in her pirate hat and eye patch, waving her sword, screaming "Shiver me timbers!" to all who would listen. She stole pearls from the oysters and took the goldfishes’ gold.
   The Mermaid longed for the day which she could be a real Pirate, sailing on pirate ship on the High Seas. She waited in the underground caverns with her buried treasure in hopes that she could lure in some pirates.
   Then one day, the Mermaid's plan worked. A pirate ship set anchor in the harbor near the cavern.
   “They must be able to smell the treasure,” the Mermaid said, smiling. “For I know I certainly can!”
   The Pirates rowed small fishing boats ashore and tethered them along the rocks. One by one, they climbed through the narrow passageway that was the cave's entrance. There, on a rock in the center of an underground pool, the Mermaid sat, waiting. 
    “Greetings, fine gentlemen!” the Mermaid, taking a bow. “Are you here to look for buried treasure?”
     "Aye, lass, we are! I am Captain Crook, criminal of the High Seas,” the Captain said, bowing as he took off his big purple hat. “And who might you be?”
  “I am the Mighty Mer-Pirate, Pillager of the Low Seas,” the Mermaid said. “ I steal from the waters and the creatures below.” 
   “Well, Mighty Mer-Pirate – I’m afraid that your bounty will be ours! Argh!!!” Captain Crook said, laughing. 
   “Well, Captain Crook – I’m afraid that your fine ship will be mine!” the Mermaid said as she dove into the water and swam towards the pirate ship.
   “Argh! After her, your filthy swine!” Captain Crook said, pointing at his crew.  
     The filthy pirates jumped back into their rows boats and rowed as fast they could. But they were not as fast as a mermaid swimming through the sea.
     The Mermaid easily beat the pirates to the ship. The pirates shouted and cursed, calling the Mermaid horrible, slimy things. 
     She ignored their curses and climbed up a ladder, pulled up the anchor, and hosted the mast. Then the Mermaid stood at the helm of her ship and addressed the pirates below.   
    “Ahh, you poor Pirates, don’t you know – there is no honour among thieves, especially those who sail the Seas. Buried treasure for your ship – it’s not a bad deal – in fact, I’d say, it’s quite a good steal!” the Mermaid said laughing.
     “Argh! You Slippery Fish! We’ll get you, if it's that last thing we ever do!” Captain Crook called.
      And with that, the Mermaid sailed off in the waters, sailing the High Seas, at last. She put on her eye patch and plum coloured hat, the one with the grey feather sticking out of the back. She grabbed her sword and went to the wheel, screaming “Shiver me Timbers!” out to the whales and seals. She swobbed the deck with her tail, sliding up and down the wooden planks. She cursed at the parrot and spit overboard.
      “A real Pirate, I am now, at last! And oh, how it is such a blast!” the Mermaid said.


© ALL RIGHTS RESERVED, Angela Dawn MacKay 




Tuesday, February 22, 2011

The Sick Scribe – A Tale of Determination and Gentleness

   Once upon a time, there was a Scribe who came down with the flu. The Scribe, he was not just any Scribe, he was the King's Scribe. That morning, the Scribe sneezed himself awake. His nose ran and his body ached, but the Scribe was determined to get out of bed.
   "I must get up and began my day," the Scribe said, sniveling and snuffing. "For I am the Scribe that records the King's words for all to be heard. No time to be sick, I must get up right away, no time to be sick– No, not today!"
    So the Scribe rose, put on his clothes, and put on some tea, for his breakfast, you see. He had a bit of leftover cake, hardened a little from its night awake. He chewed and sneezed, crumbs flying in the breeze. The Scribe, he sneezed out so much more of the cake, so much more of the cake than he actually ate.
   But, the Scribe was determined to write away, recording the events of the King's day. With his quill and parchment, the Scribe climbed the stairs, the King, he was waiting up there, in the Courtyard, with Knights all round, that is where the King was found.
  The Scribe, he sat at his usual spot, where he could sit and see the lot, drawing and writing for all of time, what happened that day in the King's court. It seemed the knights were playing some kind of sport, with a small round disk that flew threw the air, a frisbee, we'd call it, if we were there.
 The Scribe drew the scene that he did see, preserving it for all of prosperity. But as he drew, his nose ran and ran, running all the way down to the ground. It flooded the courtyard, ruining the game, but the Knights, they did play, just the same, wading in snot as green as the grass, throwing the frisbee round and round, right, left, up and down and back again.
  The Scribe, he sneezed a terrible sneeze, one that shook even the King's knees. It blew through the Courtyard and dried up the snot, but the stench caused the spring flowers to rot. But the knights, they still played while the Scribe, he drew, for that was what they were supposed to do.
  "Excuse me, Sire, and Knights of the Court, I didn't mean to ruin your sport – I'm just trying to write, as I am supposed to do, even though it seems I've come down with the flu!" The Scribe, he did apologize as he sneezed again, disturbing the skies.
  Purple snot shot right of his nose, and landed on a Dragon's toes, a little spit landed in his eye, so the Dragon, he did torch the skies!
  Fire rained down on the Courtyard below, and the King yelled, "Scribe, you have to go! More trouble you have caused, getting out of bed! Go back home and rest your head! Better to know when you need rest, then to go off trying to do you best. I appreciate your strength and dedication, but Script, it is time to take a vacation. Come back when you are feeling well, and then I'll have a tale to tell, which you can write down every word, so that the King's words will always be heard."
  The Scribe sneezed again, blue snot put out the flames, leaving the flowers scorched and maimed.
  "Sorry, Sire, you are right, and with that, I bid you goodnight," the Scribe said, bowing his head, then went downstairs and back to bed.
  The Scribe, his snores, they rumbled to earth, as the Knights played again with delight and mirth. And so the Scribe rested once more, not rising until health was restored.


© ALL RIGHTS RESERVED, Angela Dawn MacKay 



Wednesday, February 16, 2011

The Procrastinating Prince

      Once upon a time, there was a Prince who did want to do anything, but play video games. He slept in late and had his servants bring food to his quarters while he sat on his bed and played Dragon Quest all day long.
      When asked if wanted to ride his horses, the Prince said, "Nay… I'll do it later, I'm busy right now." When asked if he wanted to train the knights, the Prince said, "Nay…I'll do it later, I'm busy right now."
       The King grew more and more frustrated with the Prince.
      "How can I get him to do something? … Anything?" the King asked his court.
      "I have an idea, Sire, that might help motivate him," the Magician said. "But I will need the help of the Dragon that guards the castle gates."
      "Why, of course," the King said. "I'll give you anything you need…just get that boy out of his room and doing something!"
      "Thank you, Sire," the Magician said.
       That evening, the Magician snuck into the Prince's quarters. He took his DS and flat screen TV away and hid them in the Dragon's Lair,  a dark cave at the top of Black Mountain.
       The next morning, the Prince awoke and found that his things were missing.
     "Where are they?!" the Prince demanded. "I want to play Dragon Quest right now - I'm on the last level!"
     "Sire, it seems that the Dragon was interested in playing Dragon Quest, as well," the Magician said. "Last night, he flew into your chambers and stole your player and TV. This morning, he has not taken his post at the castle gates, but instead, he is high up in his lair, playing Dragon Quest. Every time he kills a bad guy, he gets so excited that smoke and fire fill the skies!"
     "Well, I must get it back, then," the Prince says. "Servants, ready my horses. Gather the knights. We are going on a Dragon Quest of our own!"
      The Prince mounts his horse and rides to where the knights are waiting. "We must ride to the top of Black Mountain and recover what was taken from me!"
      So the Prince leads the nights through the Phantom Forest and up towards Black Mountain. As the slope was too steep for all of the knights to climb, the Prince went up the mountain alone.
      When he reached the Dragon's lair, the Prince snuck into the cave. There he saw the Dragon, curled up on rock playing Dragon Quest. So involved in the game, he was, that he did not notice the Prince's arrival.
      The Prince spoke up. "Dragon, I challenge you to a duel! To the death! What say you, Dragon?"
      The Dragon looked up from the TV screen and met the Prince's eye.
     "I accept your challenge!" the Dragon said. He smiled and bowed his head. "So I shall set the game up for two players, then?"
      The Prince smiled. "Yes, that's a great idea!"
      So the Dragon and the Prince battled together, killing each other over and over. The Dragon snorted whenever he won, setting fire to the rocks near by. The Prince roasted marshmallows over the flames, eating one every time he defeated the Dragon.
      As night fell, the Prince prepared to return to the castle.
     "So I shall return the same time tomorrow and we will continue to battle?" the Prince asked, eyeing the Dragon.
     "Yes, Sire, that sounds like a great idea!" the Dragon said, smiling.
    And so the very next morning, the Prince rose very early. He rode the horses and trained the knights for battle. And then the Prince climbed up the mountain to the Dragon's lair and they battled until dusk. Day after day, the Prince rose early, rode the horses, trained the knights, and battled with the Dragon.
      Upon hearing this great news, the King called the Magician to the court.
      "I am afraid, Sire, that my trick has produced mixed results," the Magician said. "I did not expect that the Dragon would be lured in by the game as well."
     "Nonsense!" the King said." I am grateful for the success you have had. At least you have gotten him out of his room! At least, he's out socializing! Thank you, Magician, for all of your help.…Now, there is just one more thing… Can you find me another Guard Dragon? I'm afraid that the castle gate is not very secure without one…"


© ALL RIGHTS RESERVED, Angela Dawn MacKay 

Monday, January 31, 2011

The Cranky Princess: An Enchanted Tale of Depression and Woe

Once upon a time, in a land far away, far beyond this dimension, living a princess named Cora. One morning, Princess Cora woke up and didn't want to do anything. She did not want to go for a ride on her pet Dragon, Grimmel. She did not want to eat in the pancakes in bed. In fact, Princess Cora didn't even want to get out of bed. Some might say that Princess Cora was a bit more than cranky, that maybe, just maybe, Princess Cora was a tad bit depressed.

But the King would her none of it. "My Cora is not depressed," he would say, "She is just having one very bad day."

But a week went by, and Princess Cora still didn't want to get out of bed. "It's too much bother!" she would say, "And why would I get up, when there's nothing to do? It's so boring being a princess!"

Although the King and Queen did not believe that there was anything seriously wrong with Cora, they were starting to get worried about her, so they sent for the Fairy Godmother.

The Fairy Godmother sat on the side of Princess Cora's canopy bed. Princess Cora looked up, and then rolled over. She pulled the green and yellow blankets over her head and groaned.

"What is it, child?" the Fairy Godmother said. "What's wrong? Why won't you get out of bed?"

"Oh, Fairy Godmother," Princess Cora said, sighing. "I just don't want to be a princess anymore. It's just no fun at all."

"Well, my dear, I can grant you one wish," the Fairy Godmother said. "What is it that you wish for?"

"I wish that I was a caterpillar in a cocoon, so that I could stay in bed as long as I want," Princess Cora said.

"If that's what you wish for, so be it," the Fairy Godmother said, smiling.

The Fairy Godmother waved her magic wand and Poof!  – Princess Cora turned into a caterpillar. The green and yellow blankets turned into her cocoon and she hung high above in the canopy of her bed.

"Ahhh, this is perfect!" Princess Cora as she rolled over in her new caterpillar body. "It's like being in a hammock in here! Thanks, Fairy Godmother - I am finally happy!"

Well, the King and Queen were not too happy that the Fairy Godmother turned their only daughter into a caterpillar.

"What are we going to do with her now? How can she be a princess when she's all bound up in silken blankets?" the Queen asked, frowning.

"Just wait, Your Majesty, just wait," the Fairy Godmother said, nodding her head. "Soon Princess Cora will be the best princess she could ever be."

So the entire Kingdom waited and waited. Then one day, the Princess' cocoon started to crack. Princess Cora started to fall, but somehow she did not fall far. She was saved by beautiful yellow and green wings. A caterpillar no more, Princess Cora was now a butterfly.

"Weeeee!" she said, as she fluttered about. "This is fun!"

Princess Cora was not only out of bed, but she was flitting this way and that, flying here, there and everywhere.

The King and Queen were so happy to see Princess Cora out of bed, that it didn't matter to them that she was a butterfly. But most of all, the King and Queen were happy to see Princess Cora smiling and laughing again. The cranky princess wasn't so cranky anymore.


© ALL RIGHTS RESERVED, Angela Dawn MacKay